Last Saturday night I attended Meatloaf @Stadium DC. Perhaps it was not the right night to truly know the event, but it was at least promising.

Waiting for Meatloaf @Stadium DC

This blogger learned about the event weeks ago. I was thrilled to have the chance to meet Krave, one of my current favorite porn stars. That thrill would fade with our online interaction, but I was very curious about this gay stripers event anyways.

Besides, it was also the celebration of Legend’s 28th birthday. Last time we met, he was very insisting in his invitation. This week, he even hit me a few times via text to make sure I was attending. 

I tried to lure some members of the M4M forums to join me in the expedition, but did not succeed. I was by myself.

Before going, I wanted to write and publish a new post here. I have been very frustrated with the poor quality of so many gay escorts ads. Shockingly, the problem is spreading not only in free outlets like Mintboys, but also in Rentmen. 

Of course, this reporter is not delusional and knows that very few potential escorts or newbies read this blog, but needed to vent and wrote the last installment of The School Series. Once I clicked on “Publish”, I was ready to shave, shower, and get pretty for the club.

Arriving to Meatloaf @Stadium DC

line in front of meatloaf @stadium dc

Stadium DC front. Picture taken from the Washington Post.

I probably heard about this gay event in a straight club about one year ago, when Troy told me about it. Originally it was a monthly event, now it has evolved to a bi weekly night. The location is very close to my daily commute and therefore the area is familiar. However, I have never been in the venue and was not sure which one of the buildings was Stadium DC.

Just to avoid potential parking issues, I called Uber. It is always good not driving, specially if you are going to a bar. But next time I will drive. The venue has a parking lot and, in case it is full, across the street there is a huge public parking building.

My arrival was early, as an open bar and kitchen were offered 5 to 6 PM, and I like drinking for free. I was at the door by 5:30. Security was tight, they checked me three times manually and with a metals detector wound. As this was my first time, I cannot tell whether this level of security was regular, or the political environment had caused a rise in the alert level. Do not forget, in the last days we had two African Americans murdered for being Black, several leaders of the political opposition threatened with explosive devices, and 11 Jewish Synagogue goers mass murdered.

Security placed a fluorescent bracelet on my wrist that identified me as a VIP guest, and I was in. I should have asked about my VIP privileges. This was a mistake I would regret, my experience would have been significant better if I was better informed and educated.

Stadium DC

View of inside the club Meatloaf @stadium dc

View of Stadium DC main area.Pictures taken from this Pinterest account.

The club is gorgeous and perfectly designed to allow a lot of things going on. It reminded me of the basic layout of the old Wet DC, just expanded and improved. Meatloaf made a wise decision choosing this venue.

You enter the building to a big room with tables and a kitchen counter. The food for the open kitchen was served there. I saw chicken strips, but was not interested in the food and just walked across the room, straight to the main space.

Imagine a huge rectangle with a rectangular bar in the center. On both extremes you have open areas with comfortable seating and lots of room for dancing, circulating, or just hanging out.  Between the base of the rectangle and the base of the bar, there is generous room to circulate, a small side room with no wall isolating it from the main space, and the doors to go to the front or to the restrooms areas. Comfortable couches or chairs are against all the walls.

Between the other side of the bar and the top of the rectangle is where the best action takes place. Unfortunately I learned it close to my time to leave.

There is a strip of semi private rooms separated by a hallway from the bar counter. This side of the space is higher than the other one. This hallway between the bar and the strip of rooms has individual comfortable chairs aligned against the wall. This was the VIP space that I missed when I arrived.

The semi private rooms are dark, with comfortable seating, and only half wall on the side of the bar. They are like balconies that give you a privileged view of the general action, from their elevated position. Not only you see the whole main space, but the hot action taking place in the VIP area is right under your nose.

In each extreme and in the center of the bar there are stages with poles for the dancers. 

The decoration is modern, mostly dimmed colorful lights in strategic places. The potential of the place for sex parties is obvious.

The experience 

Suki male strippers shaking his butts meatloaf @stadium DC

Suki. What I could have seen should he arrived on time for his show. Shame. Taken from Pornhub.

This blogger arrived to Meatloaf @stadium DC about 5:30, there were around 40/50 customers already there. The open bar was closing at 6. I asked for Bourbon, but the free drinks were only Tequila, Rum, and Vodka. Before 6 I was able to have two Cuba Libres. After 6, I ordered a Jack and Coke, and the ticket was $16. Not a place to drink.

At about 6:25 the first boys started to mingle. By then the place was crowded but not too much. The crowd was just as interesting as the performers, many of those guys could be easily on stage or in a porn production. Most of the guys were Black and in their 20s and 30s.

The music was great, hip hop and techno hip hop. The performers were about 10, only one White guy, all Blacks. They were all hot, no exceptions, I would have hire any of them, which is unusual. When I say hot, I mean it, they all were better than most porn stars.

They would dance on the stages and circulate among the crowd without any apparent system. Once I understood the layout, I moved to a strategic place in the VIP area, and made out with two of the guys, a beautiful boy from Atlanta and a breathtaking man from New York. I could have hired them for 200, both of them were hotter than 95% of the Porn Stars I know. You were able to touch anything you wanted, you were able to suck, and to finger. No difference with the old Rockhard DC.

A short experience. 

This Meatloaf @Stadium DC was closing at 8, and the boys did not start showing up until 6:25. There was not much time. I saw Inferno from Rockhard but he seemed to avoid me. Unlike Gabriel, who seemed happy to see me and very affectionate. 

I noticed Krave about 7. He is indeed beautiful, but not as impressive in person as in the screen. When this blogger was about to get devoted to him, Legend arrived. After all, it was his birthday celebration. We hugged, kissed, and he explained that his late arrival was due to his opera rehearsals in Baltimore. 

This blogger had been with the two hottest guys, touched Krave’s butts, and greeted the birthday boy. It was time to leave, so I headed to a door with the red sign EXIT on top. In my way I passed by one of the semi private room/balconies, and Krave was their giving a private dance. Smoking hot, the scene distracted me for a few seconds.

When I went through the “EXIT” door, I walked into Mustang and Suki, escorted by the MC of the event. I had walked into the staff area and was redirected towards the right exit.

It was 7:30, and the main stars were arriving to an event closing 30 minutes later. Nice. Instead of leaving, I stayed to see their expected performance.

Disappointingly, they kept their street clothes on and just showed themselves in the central stage. I had never seen this guy Suki before. With his clothes on, he is a very hot light skinned Brother, way hotter than Mustang and Krave. But I did not see him naked.

Cons of Meatloaf @Stadium DC

meatloaf #stadium dc IP area

The VIP area. To the right you have the semi private rooms. To the left, the bar counter. Picture taken from The Drop FM.

First of all, the biggest Con has to do with the date of this specific event. This is Howard University Homecoming weekend, and the club was booked for one of their parties. Normally, the event would last longer. This blogger will go again on a regular night to have the regular Meatloaf experience, this one felt like a rushed and compacted version. The big stars were clearly more interested in the after party events. Besides that:

  • Even when I was a VIP guest, not because I am somebody but because I paid more, no one explained to me the advantages coming with the privileged tag. Perhaps it was my fault for not asking. The fact is that my Meatloaf @Stadium DC fun would have started way earlier should I knew.
  • They kept the staff of the straight night. The bartenders were all hot ladies. This is another point that may be different when the whole night is gay, I do not know and will not know until my next visit.
  • The prices of the drinks. $16 for a very small Jack and Coke is not good news. Very small. Meatloaf @Stadium DC is not a place to drink a lot.
  • Even when the event was over at 8, the performers did not show up until 6:25. Even worse, the main stars sowed up 30 minutes before the closing and did not get naked or delivered an erotic performance. The night had been widely advertised as “Mustang vs Suki”. This is really bad, almost hitting the scam category. I think I am being lenient because I had fun with the not so famous (but actually hotter) performers.

Pros of Meatloaf @Stadium DC

  • flyer meatloaf @stadium dcOut of my  historic experience with DC strippers clubs, If we imagine a continuum where Secrets is the worst, Wet the  best, and Rockhard is in the middle closer to Wet; Meatloaf is right between Rockhard and Wet. 
  • Even when the prices are high, they have an open bar for the early birds, and you can actually take advantage of it in a comfortable way. There is also an open kitchen up to 6.
  • Meatloaf @Stadium DC is fantastic.
  • Meatloaf @Stadium DC’s crowd is smoking hot friendly. 
  • If we consider only the dancers hotness, the night is even better than Wet. I never witnessed a line of dancers so hot. No one of them was average or just attractive. The two guys that played with me were considerable more attractive than the immense majority of porn stars.
  • in Meatloaf @Stadium DC you can hire the boys. I know from personal experience that more than half of the performers are also escorts. As shared before, prices can be very affordable. 
  • The club’s layout. There are plenty of different rooms, and environments, and hidden corners, and everything you need to have kinky fun, framed by a high end decoration and everything looks impecable clean, restrooms included. 
  • There is easy parking if you want to drive.
  • You can sign out for the organizers alerts. They have an efficient online system to buy early tickets at discount prices and to keep you posted with coming events.

I will be back, baby

meatloaf after party at DC Eagle flyer

Next time, I will also check their after party. The DC Eagle is just a few blocks away from my nest.

There is more Meatloaf @Stadium DC for this blogger. Despite coinciding with the HU Homecoming events and all its sex parties, the night showed a lot of promise. Just playing with the two men that allowed me to, worth the money invested.

The lessons I learn in this first experience were fruitful. Next time I will drive. With those prices there is no way I will get too drunk. I will buy again my VIP ticket online, but will get a chair in the hot area between the bar and the semi private room/balconies. Indeed, arriving earlier and getting tipsy for free is a good idea. I may even have some bar food for free if I am hungry.

Also, this idiotic blogger forgot to carry I LIKE PINGA promotional cards to distribute to the crowd. Another mistake that will not happen again.

I left the place horny and wanting more of those boys. It is the best sign of a successful stripers club night. I guess we have a date in 2 weeks. Let me check what to do meanwhile. By the way, be alert. Trap is coming to DC.

Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s!

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