Welcome to The 7 Wonders of my Porn, circa 2020. How often should we revisit this list, considering the high turn around in our Porn diet?
Wonder 1: Lance Alexander’s voice
Despite the vertiginous turn around in our porn diet, we must start our 7 Wonders of Porn with Lance’s voice. Indeed, he is a classic already.
We still remember him and his boner inspiring voice quite often. This low tone whisperer is from a time when we were crazy for Derek Reynolds and Scott Alexander and other wonders. However, we have almost forgotten those men while we still jerk off for Lance whispering in our years while we fuck him.
Besides, it is not only me. The misinformed article we wrote in the beginnings of the blog, has always been and still is a hot source of traffic.
Maravilla 2: Ashton Summers’ face
Actually, I should be more specific. The wonder is not really his face, but his facial expression when he is being fucked. This Boricua God has been one of my favorite porn performers for several years now, despite his lack of talent to choose partners and studios. Yet, I see him as one of my 7 Wonders of Porn for many more years to come.
Exceptionally for this wonders list, and similarly to Lance, Ashton is a studio performer. Indeed he and a few ones are the reason why I still invest some time watching studio porn. Although the clip illustrating this section belongs to Cockyboys, he is now in Men.com payroll.
Wonder 3: Caged Jock’s versatility
Finally, my 7 Wonders of Porn move away from the studios. Caged Jock had conquered porn alternative channels when no one had yet imagined outlets like Only Fans or Just For Fans.
Out of all his strengths, what impresses me the most is exactly the many strengths he has. This performer is a wonder of versatility. And when we say versatility we are not only thinking about positions.
Indeed, Caged Jock can perform outstandingly as a bottom or as a top. However, his versatility goes further. He can navigate with exceptional skills any scenario you can through to him. Caged Jock stands out in Vanilla landscapes, with his god like figure, just as much as in the kinkiest settings. He can comfortably move from being a nasty master, to become a submissive bitch. I want him to be my Wonder Bitch.
Wonder 4: Chino Blac’s bubble butt
Sometimes, I want to yell: it is alive! This is another wonder that is going to be unmatched for many years to come. Not only it is perfectly shape, but what makes it a wonder is the control Chino has over it. And it is not only the control over his butts, but also over his ass-hole. He can whistle the American National Anthem when he farts, in pitch.
Furthermore, it is not only the ass but the whole man. What a beautiful wonder Chino Blac is, indeed. Although he started performing for the studios, he realized that he did not need them. Chino has the talent and the character to be a leader in the industry and be on charge of his own brand.
Wonder 5: Krave Melanin
We can hardly add anything else to what we have already written. Many times. Our 7 Wonders of Porn would be lame without Krave. There is not one thing I can point to assign him the wonder label. There is everything. When I look at Krave, when I think of him, I become Black Supremacist.
Although Krave, as many star performers, started his porn career with studios, he has moved away from them. The material he is producing independently is pure masturbatory gold. If you are not following him, I wonder why you are reading this blog. Get away.
Maravilha 6: South America
Perhaps I should say South of Rio Grande, as most of the men inhabiting my masturbatory landscapes are coming from the American continent. And I prefer a geographical rather than ethnic or cultural references. We dislike categories like Latino or Hispanic. because they erase the wide diversity we can admire in our continent.
Even many of my favorite performers who are creating porn from the United States, actually come from somewhere else in the continent. Mexican, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Brazilians, and Venezuelans score in the top of our 7 Wonders of Porn.
The whole continent is a porn gold mine. I almost wrote an “unexploited” gold mine. However, it is not unexploited. Many studios from Europe and the United States have been taking advantage of these performers. And also local studios. You would not believe me if I tell you what Brazilian studios pay to their performers.
For that reason, we are thrilled to see movements like Rhyheim Shabazz’ last Brazilian incursion. A country like Brazil could easily compete with the USA in number of independent porn hubs. It is not hard to imagine clusters of independent porn production around Rio and São Paulo, at least.
Similarly, Colombia could become an independent porn powerhouse around men like Max Avila; and the Rio de la Plata around creators like Will Schokolade, Kendro, and Fran.
Wonder 7: Rhyheim Shabazz’ brain
Did I surprised you? I bet you were expecting us to close our 7 Wonders of Porn with Rhyheim’s cock.
Sure, when you look at him, it is his physical beauty what first impacts you. Then, when you enjoy his performance for the first time, you probably have a learning experience. But when you have been watching his work for a long time, you realize that his genius is not in his privileged looks and performing skills.
Without his deep understanding of the sexual experience in general, and porn in particular, he would not be where he is. Without his leadership and empathy, his sex affirmative mindset, and his creative vision, he would not be the best adult entertainer nowadays. It is not only me. Can anyone bring another gay porn star, of any Color and Origin, who passed the 600K followers benchmark in Twitter in less than 2 years?
Besides, if you have the privilege to interact with him out of stage, you learn that all that talent is crowned with Character. That is why I think his brain is a Porn Wonder. Because all of that is in his brain.
A bonus: Eyefilmz’ cameras
To close our 7 Wonders of Porn, we have an extra boner. Yes, I confess, I could not choose only 7 wonders. Our bonus is Eyefilmz’ eyes. His understanding of the craft and his talent on this side of the cameras (he is a wonder in photography as much as he is in films) go side by side with Rhyheim’s.
Without the earthquake triggered in the porn market by his partnership with Big Bro, we could not nowadays say: “goodbye porn studios“.
My vote is ready
This week I received my absentee ballot. My vote is ready, and I am happy I found a candidate for the House representing the Workers Socialist Party to vote for, so I feel less bad for voting for Biden.
Do not forget. Register to vote and vote. We need an overwhelming majority to minimize the trouble that kicking out this president will trigger out. Vote, and vote for Biden. We must vote Trump out.
Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s!
