Rhyheim’s boner should be top in the list if we ever choose the Seven Wonders of Porn. Of course, I have evidence to support my claim.
Rhyheim’s Boner
This blogger is more fond of holes than poles. However, Rhyheim’s boner always mesmerizes me. Have you noticed how shiny it is? How edible and squeezable and adorable?
Certainly, after +613 videos published in his fans pages and a little bit more than one year of porn life, we can find footage of Rhyheim Shabazz’ flaccid penis. Still, it is not easy.
In spite of having thousands of footage hours, it is a challenge. Despite having in record many hours of non sexual time footage, it is hard to find Big Bro’s cock not deployed in full, hard wood, iron rigid erection.
Unlike mass fucker Shabazz, most mortals need some extra stimulation. Some touching, some kissing, some extra love to keep it up. Most human beings have ups and downs. We use cock rings, and chemicals, we all need something if we want a long lasting flawlessly solid boner.
We solemnly propose the official declaration of Rhyheim’s boner as the First Porn Wonder. Most compelling evidence supports me.
A few examples
Here we see our hero with Nic Sahara. I am afraid of saying “in his last published scene”, because Rhyheim Shabazz is a mass poster. As soon as I publish stats, they are immediately outdated.
Anyways, you can see above Rhyheim’s boner. They have not yet started. They have not kissed or touch. He is just talking and smoking. And yet, he pulls his pants down and BOING! His boner jumps ready for a prey.
Another example before starting to fuck with Badkid, one of our favorite 2020 newcomers. Well, at least here he is naked and already in bed. Nevertheless, his is talking, distracted, choosing something for the TV, smoking, and not touching himself. Yet, Rhyheim’s boner looks rigid and as ready as ever before. If he is not a multitasking slut, I do not know who fits the profile.
Of course, some haters could say that it is easy to keep a hard-on at the beginning of a sex match. Although this may be true, we can also observe our hero in different circumstances.
Above, Rhyheim has been fucking with JC and Tyga. After a long and hard drilling session, the pervert motherfucker is showing them the video of themselves getting fucked that Eyefilmz just shot.
LOOK AT RHYHEIM’S BONER. He is not touching himself, unlike his partners. After all, they are normal human beings we can relate to. After a long session, Big Bro’s erection is still spotless. Hell, you could hang a rack with all your winter clothing in that boner.
Did someone say the previous evidence was an exception? Fuck you. Just in case there are still non believers, here we have another proof. We see Big Bro with Andy during his last visit to Rio. Those were days of non stop orgies, and yet look at Rhyheim’s boner.
Consider that in this blog I cannot post anything longer than few seconds lasting gifs. In the full videos, that boner stays high and pride for ever, with no pause.
Finally, I want to share one last evidence. An unquestionable one, I must say. Even Shiva is puzzled by the mysterious, extraordinary, and appealing stiffness surging in between Rhyheim’s thighs.
A Boner Mystery
As a matter of fact, scientific and academic circles are trying to figure it out a rational explanation. They were considering an international convention, but the pandemic has forced them to keep their brainstorming constrained to countless zoom debates.
Without advocating for any in particular, these are some of the possibilities they are weighting, randomly listed
- Some explain Rhyheim’s boner by a unique and extraordinary combination of human gens. According to them, he is just a lucky motherfucker.
- Others do recognize a privileged genetic combination, but firmly believe that Rhyheim’s metabolism has been highly enhanced by intense practice. Indeed, the man is a whore.
- There is a small group postulating that he has actually had surgery implanting a prosthesis with a pump that can be activated at will. These envious theorists think that he just presses a button and boing!, Rhyheim’s boner is pumped up.
- Of course, there are terrorists suggesting the presence of secret coctels of drugs.
- A group thinks that Rhyheim is an alien. This blogger has seen some lost footage of his eyes shining in a way that regular human eyes wouldn’t, while one of his earthlinks joyful victims was riding the holy boner.
- Also the possibility of a mutation is being weighted by many, as well as a potential inter dimensional crossing.
- A numerous group of scientists think Rhyheim’s boner is actually alive, sentient and with its own will. Some even assert that have heard it speaking, lost on some existentialist rant.
Looking for Rhyheim’s Boner
Finally, there is also a group that thinks Rhyheim is actually some kind of deity. However, we are not going to entertain ourselves with irrational explanations.
Indeed, we are looking for a boner like Rhyheim’s. So far, we have failed. Not even Viagra has provided us with a flawless hard-on. Not even in our younger years have we been able to hold such perfect erections, without helping up with friction, for such long times, while digging so hard.
I hope the scientific community finds an explanation. Additionally, I hope it is something we all can replicate. Meanwhile, I think we have a strong case to declare our First Porn Wonder.
Beyond my hopes, can you suggest any alternative solutions to this mystery? Sometimes, scientists and academics lack of imagination. Please, contribute to their brainstorming below in Disqus or in our related tweets.
Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s!
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