ROCKHARD DC

Rockhard DC is my favorite strippers club in Washington DC. The boys are hot and horny, and there are very few rules. Are there any?

Rockhard DC’s birth

In 2015 Jim Graham (he just passed away) partnered with the owner of The House, a regular straight strippers venue, to start this weekly event. Jim had just lost his seat in the City Council, where he served as the second openly gay city council member.

The venue, located in Georgia Ave, has a main stage, two secondary ones, tables, coaches, two bars, and private VIP booths. The lightning is very soft, with laser effects, and a little excessive use of a smoking machine.

The event used to be great. My assumption is that Jim used his contacts in the city to somewhat avoid the regulations applicable to the activity. It is the only way I can explain the difference between Secrets, where you can do very little, and Rockhard, where last night I kissed a dick and fingered an ass while I was not in the VIP booths. I do not understand why the place is not more popular, but the crowd has noticeably diminished and the dancers performances are not what they used to be.

I attended last June Sunday, a special night in memory of Mr. Graham, who had just died that week, and yesterday, a holiday night that is supposed to attract a bigger crowd. The dancers were the same in both nights, with a couple of additions yesterday.

The entrance is $10, and ordering a drink (not included) is mandatory. The bouncer directs you straight from the tickets booth to the bar. There is an MC that I do not find particularly entertaining, who announces the dancer on the main stage. The boys do not stay long on stage, but most of their show time they mingle and give quick mini lap dances to the audience. Once they complete their show time, another dancer is announced and the guy who was on the spot moves to one of the secondary stages or takes a break.

If you pay 20 bucks to the bar you have unlimited access to the vip booths for all that night. All the dancers are available for private sessions. I have never taken advantage of this service, but I understand they charge 20 bucks per song. Some of the dancers are available for escorting services.

The boys at Rockhard DC

Jessie Lee, Asian, is probably the flagship dancer. He has a very nicely worked gym body and is a very friendly and talkative host. Jessie devotes a lot of time to just sit down with the customers and chat a little bit with everyone. He has a few porn movies in his resume, does a decent job as a stripper, but he does not escort.

I think last night was the return of Inferno (Black) to Rockhard DC. This guy is just amazing. If you see him out of the stage you just see a sexy short guy, but he becomes a giant god once he steps in his performer shoes. He is so talented he hypnotizes you, plus his dick could be used as model for baseball bats, so huge and hard. You have to see him and touch him to believe it. He told me once he escorts, and gave me a number that never worked. When I asked him, he told me he changed his number but never gave me the new one. I would love being with him, but I moved on.

Bishop, Mixed, is also a very sexy performer. He does not waste time in the stage, his whole time is devoted to tease and squeeze tips from the audience. I have no idea how does he looks like at natural lights (by experience, the club lighting changes a lot our appearance), but he could be White if you do not see his face, I guess his a very Light skinned African American, but I am not sure. Beefy, smooth, sexy, and very friendly. He is from NYC, where he told me he does escort. He comes to DC just to perform in Rockhard.

Legend, Black. He is currently my favorite. Tall, long hair, athletic swimmer build, beautiful long dick, a killer smile and, when he is in his best moments, a pig face. He is absolutely adorable, and very friendly. He does not escort, so perhaps he may become my first experience in one of the private vip booths next Sunday.

Gabriel, Black. I have seen this boy grow and get sexier and hotter. He is working hard in the gym and you can tell. Short and very friendly, his dick is the one I kissed last night. Gabriel does escort, as Mr. Innocent. He is in my To Do list but not at the top.

We had a first time performer at Rockhard DC: Erection (Black). Very hot, well shaped, huge dick, but he was  too tense and nervous. He is promising, though. He told me he escorts, but I left without getting his number.

Those are my favorite guys out of the dancers I saw the last two Sundays. There are more that did not show up these two days, and there are more I am not reporting with details, like Jasper (White), Mario (Latino), and others I do not know their names.

My boy Troy, Mixed, was there, ready to dance, but inexplicably he was not allowed because he had not called to set up his shift. He didn’t because his contact was Jim. I cannot understand why the manager would reject a hot boy willing to perform.

Then we have Lamar, the bartender, cute and very friendly. I have noticed how his body has improved during the last year, and he loves hosting and waitering wearing just tiny and almost invisible underwear. I never asked him whether he is into escorting, but I will, he is a tempting thang. Last night they added a new waiter, a very tiny one, interesting. I have not spoken to him yet.

There is still hope?

I am on vacation in DC this July, so I am planning on attending all Sundays and report here. Unfortunately these maybe the last days of the event, considering Jim Graham’s death. The rumor is that the owner of The House is going to keep going for a couple more week ends and then he will make a decision. I cannot compare the crowds I have seen on Sundays to the attendance of the regular straight The House nights, but what I see does not seem enough to make it sustainable. I mean, last night was OK, not as crowded as a holiday weekend should guarantee, but enough to make the night. But the previous Sunday was really very low in customers.

I hope Rockhard DC survives, even when it is not anymore the party of its beginnings, it is still the source of lots of fun, and so much better than the alternatives provided by the competition.
You should attend and support the place with your horny sexiness and your dollars.

Hasta la próxima pinga, amigos!

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