The Best Porn Series 2018 is the logical following to our Best Porn Studio 2018. Unsurprisingly, they are related. Working in the Best Pingas Awards is making me horny.
Another Best Pingas Award
At first, we thought of having several categories to recognize porn movies in the Best Pingas Awards. For instance, we thought of Best Scene, Best Movie, and Best Series. However, we could not make a decision.
After long hours of porn watching and frenetic masturbation, we reached an upside down Solomonic solution. Instead of dividing, we would be merging.
Actually, we did not have an option. With our dick still smoking, and while having a glass of water to rehydrate, we realized that we found a series so outstandingly good that Best Porn Series 2018 would include several scenes of premium quality. How to choose between Krave fucking Chino, or the return of HotRod fucking no less than my super favorite XL?
About the Best Porn Movie category, I decided to drop it. Who watches a full porn movie nowadays? I don’t, my option is just short scenes instead. As I happen to be the Queen of the Best Pingas Awards, I declare that porn movies are dead to us. Now, let’s celebrate our Best Porn Series 2018.
Best Porn Series 2018
The winner is The Fuck House 2018, by BreedItRaw, one of Black Rayne‘s brands. Notice that Black Rayne won Best Porn Studio 2018 in this season of the Best Pingas Awards.
Actually, we need a little bit of History to understand better the circumstances here. The Fuck House was a series started by BreeItRaw in 2017. The series was so successful that Black Rayne removed it from BreedItRaw and created a new website to host it exclusively: TheFuckHouse.com. This may be inaccurate, however, as I am not paying any membership and my access to information is limited.
Probably, next year we will not consider it a series no more, and count it instead as a website. Nowadays, there you can find the scenes from both seasons, 2017 and 2018.
When I discovered the 2017 series, BreedItRaw definitely displaced my other two favorite providers (DawgpoundUSA and Flavaworks) far from the pole position. The chemistry documented amongst premium veteran performers like Power Bottom Trap and Super Sexy Diego, and newbies like Super Fuckable Ali, inspired many of my masturbatory fantasies for a long time.
Our Best Porn Series 2018 is not original
Certainly, the Best Pingas Awards is not rewarding originality. Although original porn creations are indeed enjoyable, we do not think that originality is what makes porn good.
After all, we issued the Best Latin Porn Site Award to Latin Leche, despite being another clone of the G4P model.
As much as we are fond of originality, our north is really somewhere else. When we look for good porn, our compass is our cock. Indeed we like good plots, good lights, good everything, but ultimately we only care about whether or not it makes us horny.
In the hope that you have read the post presenting our previous award, I am not going to repeat myself. Please, check our definition of what good porn is for us. If you are turned on by situations and cute clean performers, we will not agree.
Why Best Porn Series 2018
Despite what I just wrote, I am about to repeat myself now. Of course, as I am celebrating one of the productions coming from our Best Porn Studio 2018, many descriptions here are shared. I hope you like my lists. We chose our Best Porn Series 2018 because:
- The men, it is always de men after all. As an example, the series casts Krave Melanin (revelation 2018), Chino Blac (Best Black Ass 2018), XL, who is always in the top five of our To Do List, amongst other performers that I find less attractive but not less talented or beautiful.
- Although I miss Trap (our Best Bottom 2018), they brought back to us HotRod. I think he is one of the most talented versatile performers that the industry gave us in the last five years.
- There is no plot. Apparently, the director just asks for certain positions and space arrangements, but I suspect that is all he asks for. Whoever is behind the casting deserves a lot of credit. Not only they casted hot talented performers, but also made sure there was real chemistry amongst them. They are doing what they want to do in that moment, not following someone else’s script.
- No vainilla shit. The camera documents freaks diving into freaky sex. Even when the performers are just kissing, it is super kinky.
- The camera shows a perfect balance between close ups and full views.
- Even more, how wisely close ups and full views record the sexual bond amongst engaged freaky lovers. It does not come from closing up to cocks and holes, but from catching that gesture, that sight, that moaning, that little detail that captures the magic of the moment for the viewer. This is probably where Black Rayne has excelled the most, and our Best Porn Series 2018 is a perfect example of this immense talent.
There are more Best Pingas Awards
Last night, I had a dream. I dreamed that Krave and Chino invited me to the studio set to watch how they film porn. I wonder if my dream will ever become true.
Certainly, working on these awards is making me horny, I am not going to stop now. You can expect a few more recognitions throughout what is left of January and even part of February. Isn’t it uplifting and inspiring that we have so much talent to honor and celebrate? Let’s masturbate for it.
Do not forget to check our last reviews. After a long time without hiring any American escort, we had the privilege to meet a newbie, Roy Mason from DC, and an experienced one, Kevin Ryder from Atlanta. This weekend, if everything goes well, we will be adding one more review after meeting a surprise porn star.
Last night I had an unexpected visit. I am becoming something like a sugar daddy (a very poor one) for beautiful Kavalier. He was touring singing opera, and the first thing he did once back in DC was jumping into my dick. We may have good news about a better commitment to escorting, but it is too soon to be sure.
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