The Aguaje Conspiracy is secretly taking over the world. The porn industry and the sex work market are slowly falling in its addictive ring.
The Aguaje Conspiracy: forget about Santo Daime
Look at Pablo Bravo’s aguaje butts. Mouth watering.
As it is well known in Botanical circles, the Amazonia is an endless supply of miraculous biochemistry. Researchers from the Pharma complex are exploring the jungle looking for new revolutionary substances. However, they do not need to risk their lives into the wild. Instead, they are teaming up with anthropologists to find out the treasure of knowledge kept by shamans and popular wisdom.
Some times the path to popularity for the new drugs comes through alternative life styles and disciplines. Such was the case of ayahuasca and Santo Daime. This group branches and derivatives’ influence has spread all over South America and Western Europe, in just a couple of decades.
The power of aguaje is not the appealing of a powerful hallucinogenic that has pushed ayahuasca to fast success. However, its appealing is perhaps even more universal. Aguaje is for the crowd looking for growing sexy and perfect butt-cheeks, looking to become super horny power bottoms, irresistible Gay Gods filled with uncontainable lust, legendary gay porn stars, hyper demanded and tireless fucking-machine-escorts. I dare to assert that this market is even more massive than the crowd looking for introspective hallucinogens.
Certainly, the time for aguaje has come. More and more humans are reaching the understanding that Fucking is the Ultimate Existential Experience.
The origins of the Aguaje Conspiracy
Louis Ricaute’s aguaje ass in action. Voracious.
A long time ago, everything started with Iquitos and Pucallpa as epicenters. The Amerindian peoples of the Amazonia have known for centuries the power of this fruit.
Those who keep a diet abundant on aguaje would grow humongous smooth irresistible asses and an insatiable stamina and lust for dick. With time and training, they would become horny homo superheroes. Imagine a precedent to the Mutants with superpowers stories from Marcel and DC Comix.
There is no radiation or accident that triggers here the mutation. Instead, you grow your fag superpowers by following a healthy diet focused on this Amazonian fruit. In pre-colombian America, guys coming from the area would invade other regions and fuck the hell out of all men in their way.
Research completed by my grandad don Roberto Soplanucas has proved beyond any doubts that human sacrifices performed by the Inca people were not religious rituals as we are taught. In actuality, it was the way the Incan Empire would keep control of the invading Big Butts Power Bottoms coming from he jungle. The aguaje conspiracy is starting to reveal the true.
The Aguaje Resistance
Humongous Jordano Santoro’s aguaje ass
The irresistibly fuckable super fags coming from Amazonia were decimated by their sex haters enemies. Often they would be murdered in an act of contrition and self loath by the very men who had just surrendered to their charming behinds and fucked them.
As a defense mechanism, the few survivors decided to keep the secret for centuries, depriving their contemporaneous rest of the humanity from access to this gate to happiness, but securing it for future generations.
It breaks my heart to think of all the lost orgasm opportunities. It feels my soul with envy when I think of the secret orgies kept in the jungle by these few secret keepers. Imagine them fucking endlessly each other hidden in the tropical mist of the Peruvian forests. But the feeling that actually predominates is gratitude.
Gratitude, because without the orgiastic sacrifice of this Power Bottom battalion, the secret of Aguaje may have gone lost for ever, killed by the fear of the homo haters. These heroic keepers are the very conspirators who are now revealing the secret and bringing Aguaje to the light and to the lives of the whole human kind. Without their sacrifice, the Aguaje Conspiracy would not have been possible.
It is not hard to recognize them. If you are a man, whatever your sexual identity is, and you suddenly feel the urge to fuck the hell out of that ass walking in front of you, you can bet you found one of our heroic conspirators.
The tides have changed in our globalized culture. Many around the world are spiritually prepared to abandoned their all believes and surrender in worshipping the Big Butts Power Bottom Gay Gods. Resistance is over, it is now time to move to the offense.
From Aguaje Conspiracy to Aguaje Revolution
You cannot see it, but this is Alam Wernick doing his morning aguaje squeezing with his super cheeks.
Who can leave anorgasmic after being exposed to the irresistible asses of Peruvian gods like Pablo Bravo or Randisan? Who has not been mesmerized up to an explosive erection by the bottoming performances of Venezuelan mutants Louis Ricaute and Jordano Santoro? You can see the magic of aguaje pumping up their asses, and filling them with queer lust.
They are taking over the porn industry, slowly but safely. No one can stop them. The Aguaje Conspiracy has made significant progress in that direction in the European porn market. Studios like FuckerMate are highly influenced by the Aguaje conspirators and BravoFucker is taking over Twitter.
Other Latin and Black stars and escorts are joining the club. If you take a look at Danny Azcona’s butt-cheeks you can see them growing, and with them his popularity. Chino Blac has been secretly receiving shipments of aguaje for years now, we all can see the results in his monumental round butts. DeAngelo Jackson is getting ready to switch from super top to Power Bottom and is coaching his ass with Aguaje smoothies. Everyone thinks that Brazilian Alam Wernick is in steroids, but all he is doing is squeezing a half of one aguaje in between his butts every morning and letting the juice drop in his hole.
We are close to the point where the use of the enhancing powers of the fruit will be prevalent and mainstream in the gay adult entertainment industry. We will then stop talking about the Aguaje Conspiracy to start enjoying the Aguaje Revolution.
Aguaje Conspiration or Aguaje Crusade?
Chino Blac’s aguaje ass. I think if I go in I come out as a Black Supremacist.
Some people look for existential fulfillment in religion or in hallucinogenic drugs. This blogger does it in sex. As the greedy top I am, I cannot help but fall in my knees to worship this holly fruit. When I imagine a world of aguaje eaters full of horny insatiable power bottoms with monumental butt-cheeks, I see Paradise.
Who knows botanics? Who has a backyard to build a nursery and grow this tropical palm? Why are we wasting our organic gardens with tomatoes and herbs? Who knows a grocery in the USA where to buy aguaje?
If you can get access to a regular provision, you could be a Maker of Beautiful Sluts. All you have to do is to smuggle a few pieces of the fruit regularly into the meals of your pray. And then just wait and observe how his butt-cheeks flourish into wonders, how his eyes start turning into luxurious lanterns that seem to be begging you for a fuck.
The Incas knew it and tried to kill them. Now you know it. What are you going to do?
Hasta la próxima pinga, amigo@s!
