With Best Escort USA 2019 we open the second season of the Best Pingas Awards. Of course, you should tune only to us and ignore less important industry awards.
Best Pingas Awards 2019
Welcome to the only Adult Entertainment Industry awards that matter. Although we may not be an important blog in this reality, we are in close communication with alternative dimensions where we are Sex Industry Tycoons. Apparently, we are very popular in Mars, where Dr. Manhattan is a fan of us.
Before celebrating our Best Escort USA 2019, have you checked the several industry awards? I am not wasting my time devoting any time as I did last year. Clearly, they are all biased and self serving according to the studios involved.
However, I am glad that this year performers of color seem to be having more recognition.
Anyway, unlike those biased award ceremonies, we are perfectly objective. We do not respond to industry needs, but to the voice of trillions of readers who follow us in the Solar System.
I LIKE PINGA was born as a blog focused on gay escorts. Nevertheless, we have evolved to include other branches of the Adult Entertainment Industry. Despite this evolution, we still want to start these Best Pingas Awards 2019 with the category that used to be the most important to us: Best Escort USA 2019.
Best Escort USA 2019
After honoring Kevin last year, now is time to celebrate another favorite: Allen. In case you do not know who we are talking about, you can check our first, second, and third reports; besides his Rentmen profile.
If you read all the reports, you will understand why we are honoring him as the Best Escort USA 2019. Let’s make a summary:
- His pictures are eloquent. He has the looks that are the most beautiful for my taste, which is an important category in the scoring card for Best Escort USA.
- His skills in the sack are top notch. Out of all the escorts I have met in the USA, he is in the very top in this scoring category. Allen is a freak with a sex positive mindset, what else can we ask for?
- His professionalism is perhaps the category where Allen scores not at the very top of his competitors. However, he is reliable and honest; his informality and casual demeanor may be an issue for some friends, but for this blogger is not enough to pull him down from the pole position.
- Allen is educated, smart, curious and open minded. All features that may seem secondary to some friends, but that enhance the Allen experience. Besides, he is a pot smoker, which increases our compatibility.
- His attraction for older gentleman is authentic and intense. This is indeed one of the most important scoring categories to select the Best Escort USA 2019.
- Allen travels a lot, I doubt there are any other providers who cover such an extensive territory as he does. I have recommended him many times, and not once I have had a complaint from those who did meet him across the nation.
Closing 2019
Of course, this Best Escort USA 2019 is just the first of many recognitions. 2019 has been a prolific year for the industry, and we have much to celebrate.
Therefore, you can expect that for the next three weeks we will switch mostly to report the winners for the different categories of the Best Pingas Awards: Best Escorts Brazil and Argentina, Best Discussion Forum, Best Sauna in Rio, Best Bottom, and many more.
Soon we will present a new category that will not be a surprise. 2019 needs to celebrate an Adult Entertainer of the Year. Although I am not going to share yet his name, I am sure you know who the winner is.
Finally, please feel free to suggest categories and/or candidates you think we should recognize. You can write to the email in my signature or you can respond to the tweet for this post.
To close, going back to our Best Escort USA 2019, if you see Allen in your city and you do not call him, something is definitely wrong with you.
Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s!
