March 2023 just passed, so it is time for a new installment of our monthly newsletter. Welcome to another edition of I LIKE PINGA’s Porn Drops.
The war on Drags
March 2023 witnessed USA’s War on Drags delivering alarming developments. Tennessee is the first American State to ban drag in public places. To make it even more dangerous, the language in the law prohibits drag performers in public places or anywhere a child could see them.
Although it is the further the anti drag movement has so far reached, this is not their only victory. Together with the anti trans movement, these reactionary groups have passed several discriminatory measurements across the USA. This blogger is optimistic though.
When the political alliances that used to advocate for the no intervention of government in civil affairs flip flops, it is a sign that they are losing the cultural war.
The Voyr+Naked Sword takeover is over
The collaboration between these two American porn powerhouses, primarily staffed with Brazilians, ended. Big Bro delivered a cataclysmic top performance and introduced us to a new favorite imaginary lover. We look forward to the next chapter in the groundbreaking partnership between Shabazz and Valenti.
March 2023 @Rhyhem’s OnlyFans
Rhyheim’s OnlyFans was very active on March 2023. To start, we chose Papi Suave’s among his many collaborations this past month because of its context.
Papi Suave denounced ChiChi LaRue two years ago for sexual harassment. You can check the story in Str8UpGayPorn. Rhyheim’s Voyr is now partnering with the Naked Sword group, which hired Chichi after her suspension from Noir Male.
I wonder whether this collaboration shows us where Rhyheim stands in this beef. Papi also collaborated with Elijah Zayne, although this scene has been shared only through PM so far. This double endorsement seems to endorse a creator whose career was rising when it collided with ChiChi LaRue’s. Mainstream studios clearly supported the veteran director. Rhyheim’s heart seems to be with the young performer.
Also, in March 2023, Rhyheim published his collaboration with Fantasy Boy. The scene was filmed back in February, but as usual, Big Bro allows his less popular partners to have the exclusive for a few weeks. You cannot watch this scene without getting a boner. That boy is Viagra through the eyes.
The last scene we highlight is Rhyheim’s collaboration with Zaa Wayne. Many more videos are available in Big Bro’s OnlyFans, but they all are labeled as Voyr productions. I wonder why because this Gato Preto seems to be the perfect pet for the new studio.
March 2023 @Cockyboys
After a long time boring me, Cockyboys re-caught my attention in March 2023. Sean Xavier displayed his talents, topping Performing of the Year Roman Todd.
Additionally, their last release is a production made in Mexico. I wonder whether South America is becoming a mainstream porn provider from being marginal.
Change in Ownership
The Globe reported in March 2023 the acquisition of MindGeek (Pornhub, Men.com, Sean Cody, and many more) by Ethical Capital Partners, also Canada based.
I wish they bring ethical practices. However, this blogger would be satisfied if they could make Men.com create good porn. Sometimes, I believe in miracles.
Singing to Poppers
Do you remember the worst video of 2022? We introduce you now to March 2023 worst video. It seems like the same team created a new production, this time about poppers. The general quality is slightly better than in the predecessor clip. Yet, I cannot help but wonder why we cannot move above middle school-level humor.
Grindr Alert
As the intense users we are, we know that we have to be careful when hooking up through apps. The danger usually comes from fellow private citizens. March 2023 delivered groundbreaking news: the police in Egypt are trapping and arresting Grindr users.
March 2023 @Voyr
As of March 2023, we are still waiting for Voyr to have its functional website. However, the new studio is a porn erupting volcano. Voyr’s production has taken over the Netflix of Porn and Rhyheim’s & friends’ Fans Pages.
Out of the abundant Voyr materials available at Rhyheim’s OF, we chose the fuck with Matt highlighted in the tweet above. I usually do not like tall, muscular guys. However, with a man as gorgeous and hungry for dick as this one, I busted twice before ending this sentence.
Putting together different clues, it looks like Big Bro is developing a location to film some of the new studio’s movies while continuing to rent special locations with outstanding backgrounds for short periods of time. Alternativa and Gael seem to be the principal managers in Brazil.
Hopefully, we will be landing in Rio next weekend. If this blog is welcome to be around, he will have the chance to clear out some of his speculations.
March 2023 @Elijah’s
Elijah Zayne did not waste time in March 2023. He opened the month in his OnlyFans with a mouth-watering orgy. You have the hotties’ tags in the tweet above if you missed following any of them. I am especially fond of CherrBrown.
My other favorite collaboration this last month was TJ Marxe’s. This boy is perfect for my preferences. The one bad news is that Elijah shared a 10 minutes video of their interaction. I want the entire thing; I could marry this man.
Lil Nas X in Argentina
In March 2023, Argentina hosted a local edition of Lollapalooza. Lil Nas X was one of the international artists participating in the musical marathon. He will soon be in Brazil. If you can, take advantage of the Long Live Montero Tour.
March 2023 @Guys In Sweat Pants
After vanishing for years upon his retirement from the screens, superstar Austin Wilde is pleasing us more often by sharing his beauty and talents in bed. In March 2023, the Guys In Sweat Pants‘ owner reappeared after September 2022, when he broke three years and a half of invisibility.
March 2023 @BiLatinMen
In March 2023, BiLatinMen released one of those scenes I can watch non-stop. I am in when the guy I like the most unexpectedly flip-flops and start bottoming. Hot!
A first time
Never before did we mention Hung Young Brit. Well, in March 2023 I discovered Jake Ryder. He works for studios I dislike, but his only presence on my screen triggers my boner.
March 2023 @TimTales
TimTales continued delivering premium porn. Out of all their masturbation-inspirational productions from March 2023, we picked the two scenes where Javi Berlin is performing. Above, enjoy a sample from the latest one. Do I need to say that I like this boy? A lot?
Trump indicted
Let’s close with good news. March 2023 delivered us the first criminally indicted former president in US history. Ironically, a guy famous for not paying his bills could end up in jail for the one time he did. Honestly, it is fun to enjoy his misadventures, but I do not think he will be condemned. I do hope he will be in trouble for his worse misbehavior, like inciting rebellion and violence.
I picked the AI-generated fakes above because at the moment this blogger is more interested in the conversation about AI. Imagine when they perfect this technology, the creations that could be coming from the adult entertainment industry. Perhaps, it is this blogger’s only chance to become a porn star.
While I work on that, I am getting ready for my next trip. This Saturday I am landing in Rio and staying for two entire weeks. This will be the first time that I will not feel compelled to go to the sauna every day.
Stay tuned.
Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s!
