Indeed, the Best Porn Return 2019 is one of the events that made of this an extraordinary year for the Industry. I would clap should my hands were not busy celebrating.
Best Pingas Awards
Welcome to another issue of this second season of the Best Pingas Awards, the only awards that matter in the Adult Entertainment Industry. Uniquely, our awards are approved by unanimity.
Our Best Porn Return 2019 inaugurates a new category. But it does not inaugurate this year season. In case you are just tuning in, you may have some catch up to do. We already celebrated the Best Escorts from USA, Buenos Aires, and Rio de Janeiro.After these three major recognitions, we followed with our Best Porn Couple and Porn Pet of the Year Awards.
For the next couple of weeks after the Best Porn Return 2019, we will continue celebrating those who brought joy to our life. Specifically, our sex life. Some of the categories you can expect: Best Bottom, Best Gang Bang Scene, Best Ass, Best Discussion Forum, Best Scene, Best Camera, Best Rio Sauna, and more. Additionally, this year we have a special award, Best Adult Entertainer of the Year. I am sure we will not surprise anyone.
Of course, we are open to your suggestions. Do you have a category to propose? You can be serious, but we also like sense of humor. After all, this all is just a parody. Do you have an artist or a piece of porn work you want to highlight? Let us know, perhaps we can create a category to make you happy.
But now, let’s compulsively masturbate in celebration of the come back of 2019.
Best Come Back 2019
The Best Porn Return 2019 Award goes to Ashton Summers, thanks to Helix. As soon as we learned about his come back, we shared our joy for the amazing news. We are long time admirers of this Boricua beauty, he has been included in most if not all of our whish lists.
Furthermore, he is one of the Porn Gods in our Holy Trinity. Inevitably, I fall in religious ecstasy every time I fantasize with those three together. Nevertheless, I must recognize that the chances for a different divine gathering are higher.
Based on Ashton’s social media participation, I think he really likes Sean Zevran. We will probably see Rhyheim, Sean, and Ashton together sooner than Rhyheim, Krave, and Ashton. In any case, after such an existential experience I would start my own religion.
There are very few things I may not like of our Best Porn Return 2019. Unfortunately, he seems to be strictly into twinks and young men, and never heard anything about him escorting.
Learning about Ashton
Usually we do not get into our porn stars’ lives. However, the winner of our Best Porn Return 2019 Award seems to be very open to sharing since last year.
Although we are not going to change our focus, there is abundant video material available on line about Ashton Summers. Of course, besides his outstanding porn production.
Just go to Youtube and punch “Ashton Summers” in the search box. You can check his interviews but I find all of them disappointing. I never stop being surprised at how those studios put together so many so beautiful men, to produce so poor and crappy material. I wish I had the chance to interview him.
The best way to learn about our favorite Boricua is to check his channel. He even shares his real name over there. Although the videos are not a sample of good editing, Ashton shares candidly and warmly many aspects of his personal life.
Ashton also has a fans page, but it does not seem to update it very often. Clearly, he is a better fit for working for a studio rather than taking ownership of his own content.
After the return
Despite my limitless adoration for Ashton, I do not expect much from his work for the studios. I am glad for the Best Porn Return 2019, but my hope for next year is somewhere else.
One of the trend that boomed this year is the fans pages production. Although Ashton does not seem to have the passion to keep up his own outlet, I expect to see him collaborating with other stars. I cannot wait.
Meanwhile, here I stand in ovation celebrating the Best Porn Return 2019. Standing and with my pants down, because of course I was shaking it as I always am when I picture his smile and the dimple in his chin. Damn, rather than fucking him I would stay kissing him for ever.
Stay tuned, more Best Pingas Awards are coming.
Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s!
