With these 2020 Superlatives, we are closing the year. However, we are not closing our 2020 PINGA’S JOYS. Stay tuned, because more is coming.
Most Edible Cock 2020
By now, we have been mouth watering at Rhyheim Shabazz‘ cock for almost two years. It is time for a new iconic human sausage. Well, we have a delicious one in 2020. Indeed, the most delicious 2020 superlative, Roxas‘ cock. You can follow his Twitter and his Instagram, and join his OnlyFans.
Best Bubble Butt 2020
Most Edible, likable, kissable, spankable, fuckable, the real All-In-One. Paraphrasing the previous section, we could say that we have been mouth watering at Chino Blac’s ass for many years. However, we cannot paraphrase beyond that point.
Some classics are to never being match or surpassed. Chino Blac‘s ass is one of those special cases. These 2020 superlatives are just another award for his big collection. Just from ass, Chino won the Best Pingas Awards 2018 in the Best Ass category, and more recently was included as one of the Modern Wonders of Porn.
Chino is one of the Big Brands in porn and adult entertainment, and I do not think he needs introduction. However, just in case you are an alien just landing, you may want to follow his Twitter and invest your Martian money in his OnlyFans.
Best Gift 2020
Out of all of these 2020 superlatives, this one is only for me. Rhyheim Shabazz gave me the best gift of the year after I visited him in Rio de Janeiro. Gracias Big Bro! Thank you! Obrigado!
Best students 2020
During the time I share with The Cooperative in Rio, I was impressed at Andy Rodrigues’ and Will Prado’s curiosity and self discipline. Both of them were taking English lessons, and would take advantage of every opportunity to practice their new skills.
Unlike others who I should distinguish with the worst students title. Naw, do not worry, I am not going to snitch you’ll.
Will can be followed in his Twitter and his Instagram. Andy also has a Twitter and an Instagram, but also an OnlyFans for you to join.
Most improved body 2020
When I met Italo two years ago he was a sexy twin. Have you noticed his body now? Italo has not wasted time during the pandemic to get his muscles pumped up. From Twink to twunk, in his way to become a smoking hot man. You can follow his Twitter or his Instagram, or you can join his OnlyFans.
Best Newcomer 2020
Is there anything like a “Porn Renaissance Artist”? If there were, surely Elijah Zayne would be the best example. Indeed, he is one of the most talented vers performers in the pornosphera. But not only he does excel at topping and bottoming, besides there is more. He is a gymnast, a dancer, and a cheerleader. Look at his performances. Evidently, his balance and stretching skills are out of the chart.
Additionally, he is visually impressive. Believe me, I have seen him with short hair so it is not his nowadays Sideshow Bob’s hair style what is impressive, although I do love it. There is more. He is tall, his skin’s complexion and texture are mouth watering, and his physical proportions are just perfectly harmonic. Furthermore, his racial mix is indefinable. Whatever he actually is, he could be from many different ethnicities.
Finally, he is confident and sensual. Elijah walks like wearing a gimbal in his bones. Although I did not have the chance to talk much with him, I did notice he does not bull shit and goes straight to the points. His attitude and personal demeanor flavor everything else with breathtaking results. At least, he did leave me speechless.
Because of all of that, we think he is our favorite new performer in 2020. You can follow his Twitter and his Instagram, but you should join his OnlyFans. I will, soon.
Best Bottom 2020
This was one of the easiest decisions of these 2020 superlatives. There was only one competitor, and I found a solution to celebrate both of them. Significantly, Porfi is a newcomer. However there is no doubt in my mind. Truly, each one of his many performances throughout this year was an outstanding demonstration of power bottoming talent.
You can follow his Twitter and we all should join his OnlyFans.
Most Fuckable Bottom 2020
As I shared before, I could not make a decision for best bottom until I found this one. I have seen Jimmy West performing as a top with excellence, but his bottoming performances blew my mind. His skills are just as good as Porfi’s.
But look at this boy. He is so fucking fuckable. If I were Tom of Finland, I would have drawn characters who looked like him. We can follow his Twitter and his Instagram. Soon, I will join his JustForFans.
Best Learning Experience
In spite of the pandemic, we traveled to Rio during the USA’s Thanksgiving break. Coincidently, Rhyheim Shabazz and all his partners were working in multiple collaborations in the city. Fortunately, we had the privilege to be invited a few times to hang out at Big Bro’s luxurious base.
Indeed, this was the closest we have ever been to a real porn production. Furthermore, this one was not any production, but the last and most impressive congregation of The Cooperative. Of course this occasion was our most fruitful learning experience of the year. We will be thankful to Rhyheim and Eyefimz for ever.
Most Significant Porn Event 2020
Similarly to the Best Bottom decision, I am in trouble here. There were two events that in my mind compete for this 2020 superlative category: Buzios in September, and Rio de Janeiro in November.
Buzios was indeed an historic event, but in perspective was more local than international. All performers were Brazilian, and we were missing EyeFilmz. Actually, it looks more like a preparatory meeting before November, where the Brazilian wing of The Cooperative got together.
Certainly, it was not until November, when The Cooperative summoned performers and artists from Brazil, the USA, and Colombia, and EyeFilmz was there to document everything. Perfect attendance for all key players in this independent network.
Therefore, we proclaim that The Cooperative work last November in Rio was the most significant porn event in 2020. Because of the production dimensions and artistic ambition, but specially because of its significance for the Independent Porn Artists movement. It was not a dream or a fantasy, it was an actual monumental production that could inspire thousands of artists around the globe. This independent network accomplish an achievement beyond the independent movement, with no paragon in Pornography History.
Most likely to become my husband (in my role play fantasies)
I was already following him, but this year Judas King definitely gained a permanent place in my Masturbatory fantasies. Not only he is physically very appealing to me, but also into big guys. I have to marry this one.
Most likely to become my wife (in my role play fantasies)
I was following Küper already, but this year I grew more fond of him during the anti racist raising. His collaborations with Rhyheim Shabazz are masturbatory inspirational. He makes very easy to contact and follow him consolidating all of his links here. However, I want to highlight the link to his transition fund.
Most Didactic Porn Star
The distinction goes to our Asian God, Caged Jock. Indeed, no other performer devotes so much time to educate us in all the alternative practices they have mastered. And as the Big Slut he is, Caged Jock has mastered many, some of the weirdest kinks amongst them.
He also saves us time by consolidating all of his outlets in one link. Join his fans pages and enjoy his many mini lessons on the kinkiest practices you may imagine.
Most Interesting Blog
Yeah, I do not think we need to say anything here. Join our JustForFans, madafakas!
Most Football Player-Like Porn Star
Perhaps, I should have said wrestler-like. Anyway, the distinction goes to Mr James Anthony. As an anecdote, let me share he is not acting a character for his fans. I was in Rio when he arrived from Miami and was introduced to the Brazilians in the house. They all commented on how strong he was, and how forceful his hugging and his shaking hands were.
He also has all of his outlets linked in one place, so you can follow his social media and join his fans pages.
Most Used Cock in (and out of) the Industry
Of course, it is Rhyheim Shabazz’. On a serious note, Rhyheim used to be the most popular Black Gay Porn Star in the planet. This year, he has turned into the most Popular Gay Porn Star, period. Right now, his following in Twitter is +783K.
Most Iconic Picture 2020
This picture epitomizes everything the Neo Vanilla trend has meant for porn and for sex this year. We can see Beauty, Joy, Inclusiveness, and Brotherhood. Of course, only the best erotic videographer and photographer was able to capture it. Follow EyeFilmz’ Twitter and Instagram, and join his OnlyFans.
Most adoptable Porn Stars
Once again, I am in trouble and do not know how to get out of this one. Therefore, I am not choosing one and instead I am adopting both of them. I wish I was a sugar daddy with a bank account to pay for these fantasies.
Follow Pupcore Twitter and join his OnlyFans. Follow Shakur’s Twitter and join his OnlyFans.
Most likely to survive the collapse of civilization
After two years of traveling to Brazil, and many years of following local porn, I think Carlos Maranhão is my favorite Brazilian. I already explained my fondness in a recent post, so I am not going to repeat myself here. I will reiterate his information. You can follow his Twitter and his Instagram, and you can join his OnlyFans.
Most useful app during the pandemic
There is an app for everything and for everybody. No, I am not talking about UberEats or Wheresweed. Indeed, Adam4Adam is the hooking up app for me as long as I am in DC. If I am traveling, the story is different. As this has been an year with almost no traveling, A4A was unquestionably my most effective tool to have sex.
Definitely, we struggled at the beginning of the pandemic. Although I am not one of the dinosaurs longing for the old good times, I am one of the dinosaurs trying to adapt to the new times. Before the pandemic started, it was possible to meet in a bar the guys you matched in the apps. This dinosaur developed an hybrid system, but the pandemic demolished it.
During the first long months of the pandemic, I almost did not have sex. Not only I was adjusting to the 100% virtual cruising environment, but also concerned about getting infected. Although it took a long time, I have finally adjusted and since November sex has been abundant, mostly from A4A.
One of those hook ups made an interesting comment. He is in his early 20s and likes older guys. He told me that A4A is an app for old people, that the younger generations do not even know about its existence. Other friends from other cities have told me that the app sucks for them. I myself never use it when I am traveling abroad.
Despite all of those reasonable objections, this blogger has been stuck in Washington DC for the whole fucking 2020, with a break of only one week. In DC, for this dinosaurs, Adam worked.
And indeed it works. This post was going to be published three hours ago but a hookup interrupted me.
Most likely to forget something
Of course, that is us. Despite the pandemic, this has been an eventful year in the industry and in this blog’s life. Sure, we have more superlatives to play with but we have to stop writing now.
We wish everyone as much happiness, joy and fun as possible in our context. We wish everyone patience and endurance. Unfortunately, the change in the calendar does not change anything else. I thank everyone for reading and supporting us. Let’s wish together for a 2021 full of Joy, Love, and Sex.
Stay tuned, more 2020 PINGA’S JOYS are coming.
Hasta la próxima pinga, amig@s.
